i am using my first post here to point out the important fact that BRAS ARE VULGAR. don't let your kids read about bras! they will immediately become little hellions. i am positive that the boys of audubon park abused bras in their youth, and that is why they make that crazy music.
in other book-related news, hans christian anderson was a gay virgin. but he masturbated a whole lot, apparently.
i think the connections are clear.