Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The Bachelorette Fanfiction: Chapter Seven

"I am wearing this mask because I want you to get to know what is inside me before you get to know what is outside," Jeff said as he and Ashley shared an intimate moment in the stairwell.

"Great idea," Ashley said, producing a meat cleaver from her d├ęcolletage, such as it was.

As she began to savagely hack at Jeff's ribcage, Jeff looked at the ceiling and said, "The mask was a mistake."

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