Thursday, December 27, 2007

Declarationz


Tropic of Food is proud to finally present Silk Nogg's "Declarationz EP", a teaser to the forthcoming "Forthcoming LP". The LP, which is almost completed, features at least 11 songs (none of which are on "Declarationz") and a slew of special guests, including:
Ddoodd
Mr. Nimbletoez (a cat)
Kristopher Krunk (aka Crash)
the Hackey Sac Crue
Benito Crawford
RPBjr
your mom

All tracks produced by the Semiotic Crouton.

1. Declarationz (You Best Watch It)

2. To Live and Nogg in L.A.

3. Sounds Great (Weavexx feat.Silk Nogg)

Friday, December 21, 2007

Papa Smurf

Happy Holidays

Y'all need to step up on this posting business

What happened to the always-popular lists of things enjoyed throughout the year?

Or jowling photos?

Or things involving dragons?

Friday, November 30, 2007

today is National Stinge Day

traditional celebratory rites include:

--honoring fallen heroes of the Burr childhood:



--recalling candid moments in contemporary 80's cinema.



--a peanut butter and jelly cake made in the likeness of Mitch Buchannon.



--a hearty session of stone cold lampin', usually done indoors with the blinds drawn (seen here with Silk Nogg).

Monday, November 26, 2007

A post about a band playing a show

Erie Choir plays Tuesday, NOV 27th at the LOCAL 506 with Zookeeper and Hard Luck Stories.
The Hercules Europe Brass will be accompanying us with their smooth, graceful stylings. Not sure yet what I'll wear, but we'll play a song most of us first heard on cassette.

Thanks,

Reek

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Bloggong question

To all bloggors bloggong on this blogg: Do we should or do we should not changify the format of the dating system of the each bloggong entry, so as to make each of the bloggong entry say what number and month and day of week for each bloggong entry? This question is posed here for answering in the section of comments. I'm only sayin' because sometimes I really don't know if Tuesday means today or last week. Bloggong.

Bloggong

I found this posted somewhere on the internet. Direct quote:

"I have been writing a few thought on my profile blog. Feel free to to look and throw in your 2 cents. I found bloggong is Thearaputic for a wonded fan."

You won't be needing a link. The joke is already over.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Support the Scene

For my first post, I'd like to report on the show I went to last night. It was night one of the 4 Million Tongues Festival, held at a cool loft space called the AV-aerie. The main reason I went was to show love for the dirty south, as Chapel Hill rockers Horseback were on the bill as part of their current northeast/midwest tour. Horseback is the drone project of Jenks Miller, and he was joined in this incarnation by Aaron Smithers and hired sax Crowmeat Bob. In talking with Jenks and Bob beforehand, I was appraised of their multiple run-in's with the fuzz, putting even the hi-jinks of a certain tour that shall not be named to shame.

As for their performance this night, I thought it was terrific. My only complaint was that they could have played longer, but since they were one of 2 side-stage bands (and one of 6 bands overall), they had to be limited. It's ok though, they made the most of their time, pumping out some sweet drones for the first part of the set before adding a friend of Aaron's on drums for the last song, which was quite rocking. The crowd seemed appreciative as well.

I bought a Horseback album, as well as a 4-disc mega collection from Crowmeat, documenting his Death Jazz series at the Bickett Gallery (includes a certain Teenage Horses cover model on one of the tracks!). Today I'm going to try and show the lads around my hood, as they're staying in town for night two of the festival. I've got dinner plans tonight in Chinatown, but I'm going to try and make it back in time to see Charalambides and Alasdair Roberts. Until next time, Stinge out.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Tropic of Food welcomes this man to the meta-infosphere that is this blog



meaning, the detritus of his daily thoughts and online wanderings can now be sifted onto the blog at his will. we can only take so much responsibility for the results.

Quiz

This is fun:

Rolling Stone's Almost-Impossible Rock 'n' Roll Quiz.

Hat tip to Dave S. It's hard but not almost-impossible. I scored a 32.

What the nein, nein, nein's been up to?

dood, what's going on here?

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Since I'm no longer at the Bighouse...

...to make sure Biggs and the gang get some quality tv, here's a taste of what I'd have one.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

HALLOWEENZ CONTENT VOL.4

Courtesy of Rikk. Octaman (1971, writ./dir. Harry Essex) has 4 arms, 3 eyes, and sees 5 of everything. That kinda works out to 8, if you count his eyes plus his field of vision. But it's hard to argue for him really being eight-based. It does argue for his general state of confusion and inability to figure out what his prey is doing or react constructively in a high-pressure situation.

Fredric Brown

I don't know shit about science fiction, so maybe this guy is super famous. A copy of his 1949 book, What Mad Universe, was sighted by me this morning. This is the cover, by which I immediately judged that the book could not be anything other than awesome.



Wikipedia on Fredric Brown

From that page, the plot synopsis of What Mad Universe:

Keith Winton is a journalist for a science-fiction review. With his glamorous co-worker girlfriend, Betty, he visits his friends one day in their elegant estate in the Catskills, unfortunately, as we'll find out, on the same day as an experimental rocket is to be launched. Betty has to go back to New York. Keith is alone in his friends' garden, deep in thought, when, suddenly, the engine of the rocket (whose launch has been a failure) crashes and explodes upon his friends' residence, taking him to a strange but deceptively similar parallel universe. Wild-eyed and astray, Keith is astonished to see how credits have replaced dollars; is amazed when he encounters some scantily-clad pin-up girls who are, at the same, astronauts; is driven to stupor when he encounters his first Arcuturian. But it is when he tries to get back to his usual world when he finally understands his problem, if not the solution.

And there's a description of the novel's "style":

What Mad Universe is full of humour, mostly stemming from the description of the culture shock that the protagonist feels, and the strange things that are in the universe, like knitting machines that open the way for a voyage in space. A half-serious, half-humorous take on modern society and the reality of our world, its light-hearted style would be built on by subsequent books, most notably his 1955 work, Martians, Go Home.

HALLOWEENZ CONTENT VOL.3

From "Cemetary Gates" (2006, dir. Roy Knyrim), a film about a "genetically mutated Tasmanian Devil" named Precious who gets loose and makes things inconvenient for everyone.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

HALLOWEENZ CONTENT VOL.2

From "Mexican Werewolf in Texas" (2005, dir.Scott Maginnis). Note that while we actually don't see the blonde put 'em on the glass, it's enough to distract the Chupacabra from its task at hand. But not enough to stop it completely. Apparently the beast gave those puppies "two thumbs down".



****special bonus Chupacabra footage, apparently real***

Monday, October 29, 2007

HALLOWEENZ CONTENT VOL.1

From "Abominable" (2006, dir. Ryan Schifrin, son of famous composer Lalo Schifrin, who composed the score). Starring Willie Nelson, who put on 200 pounds for the role, as the Yeti.

Surely, a Boaz Davidson documentary must be in the works.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Lesson's in Tonality Pt. 2

(Van Halen's Jump in Greensboro)

Lessons in Tonality Pt. 1

To quote a years-old post by DCNAHM:

"WARNING: IT MIGHT BE ROBERT BIGGERS' BIRTHDAY"
(original post read, "Warning, you might be Robert Biggers", but I can't front on Nahm; I am merely the interpreter)

How can we be sure, though? Because I said so. So, a few things Robert might like:








but more importantly, some things this man really would not like:









(he might actually like this last one, or at least i hope he would. how could one not? one of these guys actually goes by the name "Birdman", for biggsake)

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

It's tonight, my people


Dirty Projectors, Le Weekend, Ecstatic Sunshine
Duke Coffeehouse
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 - $7 ($4 for Duke students)
Doors 8:30, Show 9

The order is a bit up in the air at the moment, but it's irrelevant because nothing on this bill should be missed. Quit your job if it's in the way. That girl doesn't love you; only this music loves you. Your newborn kitten will figure out the world if you just stop looking for him.

So I'll see you there.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen:

It took long enough, but today I unfurl the banner announcing the birth of a new blog: Coultering.

http://coultering.blogspot.com/

Enjoy.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

A Self-Evident, Reckonized Truth


You get me?

Soft Company = tonight, whereas Le Weekend = tuesday


SOFT COMPANY occasionally DBA The SOFT COMPANY
The Cave (the late show)
Tonight, Saturday, September 22, 2007 - $5
w/ Americans in France and Waumiss

Waumiss promise a like 10 minute set at the beginning, and it would be quite stupid of you to miss that, so get there on time, yo! On time means 10:45pm, and that means make it 10:15-10:30 and enjoy a drink first.

Americans in France remind me, in weird ways, of what V. Sirin would have been like if we had been fun.

Soft Company is sophisticated and rewards your ears if they've been good.


Le Weekend occasionally DBA Le Weekend (same spelling, but Le is mispronounced)
Duke Coffeehouse
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 - $7 ($4 for Duke students)
w/ Dirty Projectors and Ecstatic Sunshine

I will not even attempt cleverness: Dirty Projectors is a band you need to experience and take a position on. It's avant catchy, it's complex and simple, and very accomplished (sometimes in ways that aren't obvious on the surface). It won't be for everybody but it should be. I have been delving into their catalog and it is a very rewarding delve. I'm quite curious to see how they will translate this material live.

Ecstatic Piece are a guitar duo and they create amazing sounds, which isn't probably what you first expect from a guitar duo. They claim to be Bruce Springsteen and Greg Ginn; what more do I have to give you people?!?

So even though Le Weekend*, as you know, rules, I'm amazingly gratified to take part in this show. If I hear one complaint about it being a Tuesday, you're going to hear, in excruciating detail, what my every Wednesday is like.

*As seen above winning the Wettest Band in the World contest.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Our Man pays a visit

I know that you get tired of me,
but that's alright.
My tongue lays dead in my mouth
a reflection on a pond.

Have you missed Him? Has you a bucket? Walrrie says Purp's heard not one single thing on the AOL IMing virtual space-chat place. Have you read anything (novels)? I mean, lately? Whole retinal chunks of life go missing -- making holes, as it were -- and the world turns more. And so what? I used to walk by His house everyday, until He moved. Sometimes to Rockafish or Ming Garden, more often than not to points south (where projected images aid escape). Now He runs every other day. Now He works. And but so anyway now Our Man returns for a brief visit. Dudes Roll.

Friday, September 14, 2007


William Wegman in Carrboro?

Eyewitness Report from Maggie Dickson at a bus stop in Carrboro:

"while I was waiting at the bus stop a motorcycle with a sidecar went by, and in the sidecar was a weimaraner. And the weimaraner was wearing a seatbelt AND a pair of goggles. It was looking quite debonair."

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Samuel L. Jackson

Over the past few weeks I've seen Samuel L. Jackson on several different talk shows. Nothing really extraordinary about that. He has a new movie out, so he's plugging it. The appearance on Letterman was great as usual, he mentioned where he would swim near his home as a child in Tennessee. Craig Ferguson was even good. I think I saw him on Conan...The one that sticks out though is the Henry Rollins show! Have I mentioned on here how much I love that show? I don't care if it seems trite or if it boils down to who the William Morris Agency can fetch for him, I like it.

Now back to Samuel. I had read a brief mention once of his past issues with drug addiction prior to becoming a known actor. On the Rollins show, he not only mentioned it, he went into detail of his involvement with Black Nationalist/radical groups in the late '60's. Buying guns with stolen credit cards, witnessing a car he was about to get into blow up and have the FBI deny any knowledge of setting the bomb. Then there was his time back then in Atlanta when The Man cleared the city of all drugs except heroin. Getting blitzed was part of his crew's m.o. so if the tar was all that was available, that's what they took, and it's hard to do anything radical while smacked up.

I don't recall him using any of the cussing...I didn't know anything of interest could be done on cable vision with no curses. Shit.

Ohhhh, I Was Invited to a Party!

Anyone else receive the invitation I attached here? I'm not sure how these people know me...but I guess it was inevitable:


From: "TEAM LUAU"
To: whitetrashluau@hotmail.com
Subject: 07 WTL
Date: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:52:55 -0400

DO NOT DISTRIBUTE THIS INFO

WHITE TRASH LUAU 07 - SEPT 21-22-23
*CAMPING STARTS AT HIGH NOON FRIDAY
YOUR ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF
5000 ACRES OF MOUNTAIN WILDERNESS @ 4000 FT
& your CAMPING - SO FUCKIN ACT LIKE IT

HERE AER THE RULES - BREAK EM & YOUR DONE
NO GLASS BOTTLES - put it in a two litre or NALGENE
NO TRASH - LEAVE NO TRACE ~ TAKE YOUR TRASH OFF MOUNTAIN
NO TRASH or Bottles or GLASS OR CANS IN ANY FIRE PIT -
NO TENT NO BAG = NO LUAU - OVERNIGHT CAMPING REQUIRED
NO VEHICLES IN CAMPING AREA-NONE NADA-PACK LITE MEANS YOU
NO GUEST UNLESS APPROVED PRIOR TO LUAU BY ME ~
NO LEAVING - OVERNIGHT CAMPING IS REQUIRED
NO FIREARMS NO PAINTBALL NO SUPERSOAKERS -
NO ARRIVING AFTER 9*PM SATURDAY
NO GLASS BOTTLES - AND NO BUSTING GLASS - I SEE IT = YOUR DONE
NO TRASH NO CAN BOTTLES GLASS ECT IN FIRE PITS - CLEAN YOUR PIT
NO SLEEPING IN VEHICLES - NO TENT STAY HOME
NO SCARFING MY DRY STACKED WOOD BY THE PROPANE GRILL
NO NEW FIRE PITS
NO QUARTER ON THE TRASH - MAKE IT HAPPEN OR YOU WONT BE BACK
- QUIET HOURS ENFORCED 2:30 AM TILL SUN UP

READ THIS TOO:

__WET WIPES
__TENT & SLEEPBAG
__FLASHLIGHT W/ FRESH BATTERIE
__Water- H20 - AQUA - Bottled water
__CHARCOAL/GAS Hibachi - Portable grill
__ICE -
__COOLER -
__FOOD
__FIREWOOD - BRING SOME DRY WOOD
__GLOWSTICKS- OPTIONAL darkness eliminator
__Rain GEAR - cause it always does
__DRY SOCKS - not gettin mine


*FRIDAY: 8PM BANDS SET UP/MEET & GREET~
myspace.com/thedigitssuperrock
myspace.com/leestreet4piece (riots)
myspace.com/heevahava

*SAT:SET TIME 40MINS Bands:.....MORE AS WE GET EM
myspace.com/leestreet4piece (riots)
myspace.com/thebiblebeaters
myspace.com/thefuryheat
myspace.com/porcelainsmileband
myspace.com/stations99
myspace.com/blackknots

(TENTATIVE)
myspace.com/blackjackandthelonghaulers
myspace.com/thebottlebabies
myspace.com/thewadinggirl
myspace.com/thewilkesproject
myspace.com/thedeviltones
myspace.com/atomicdrops

====================================
DIRECTIONS ...FIND MAP OF SW VIRGINIA
ROANOKE I-81 EXIT 118C VA-TECH EXIT RTE 460W
460W TO GILES COUNTY 3MILES IN LOOK FOR "MT LAKE"
SIGN RIGHT TURN ON RT 700 MT LAKE HOTEL....7 MILES TO HOTEL
GO TO LOWER END OF LAKE THE ROAD WINDS THRU HOTEL ESTATE
AND FOLLOWS THE LAKE ON THE LEFT SIDE AT THE LOWER
END OF THE LAKE BY THE BOAT HOUSE THE TWO LANE TURNS
TO GRAVEL - FOLLOW GRAVEL 2 LANE APPROX.
1 MILE - LUAU WILL BE OFF TO THE LEFT THROUGH A GATE
WITH A SIGN / ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK/ITS POSTED PROPERTY
PARK INSIDE THE GATE - WALK TO CAMP AREA 1/4 MILE to STAGE
USE SHUTTLE TRUCK FOR CAMPING AND BAND GEAR
MOUNTAIN LAKE VIRGINIA STYLE ---- betcha pull GIT LIT

Monday, August 20, 2007

In honor of Stingy's newly returned ability to use the computer to not get anything done at work anymore

I begin work tomorrow, or at least the unnamed narrator that shares many of my biographical details does. Please look forward to what adventures I may have, and please, LORD, help me not humiliate myself. I purchased my first LSAT study book in 2002 and here I am in late 2007 ready to finally begin work. Oh, and get paid again.

Jittery!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Perfect for "Back to School"


Because it is the Year of the Yushityu 2007 Mimetic-Resolution-Cartridge-View-Motherboard-Easy-To-Install-Upgrade For Infernatron/InterLace TP Systems For Home, Office, Or Mobile (sic) after all...

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Noggfoot

Satellite photos of Noggfoot have been obtained. Here he is seen on the phone with his manager;



storming away from the cell phone after the conversation;



and attacking paparazzi.

Monday, August 13, 2007

The Death Reaper Stalk's Linc and Sarah's

(text by DC Nahm)

No one can hear me coming, it thinks, the shadowy form, purring across the unfinished porch. It cannot remember where it was before. There was dust, a man's hand, the smell of tuna--then it was here, with that ITCH. It had to have it. And now it was here--and hungry.

White socked feet padding softly--sawtooth tongue tired of the corners of dusk, ready to move on the couple. It had been watching them for weeks. It knew their motions, their schedule, what they ate--how they smelled. A flash. Something from its past. A bear? A flood of red? A sparrow in repose. Out-World. What did that mean?

It could smell its own breath, acrid and old.


It waited.

The man looked into its face. The ghostly image of a digital camera floated across his eyes. What was that? he thought. It is looking at me, suddenly sure that they needed to get out of there. He should have known better than to move into an apartment called Ancient Indian Burial Grounds That Were Desecrated Suites. Those jowels. His father!

The woman went to him at the window. He'd been standing there still for so long. She put her arm on his shoulder. He turned. She began to scream.

Why are you screaming? he asked, startled.

Oh, sorry, I stepped on a tack. This apartment is so shitty.

It stood and began to move its paws in imitation of the ancient rite.

The bowl of milk appeared.

Rwwwwwwr!

Sunday, August 12, 2007

"yes"

STONE KING aka KING-ED OF THE OUTWORLD defends his title against a whippersnapper from Turkey named BEAT MAGNUM aka TRUE HERO aka TAVE HEAD.

What shall we name him?

What shall we name him, this chipmunk who lives just outside our front door and likes to do the following?

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

756^

Last night San Francisco Giants outfielder Barry Bonds stroked the 756th homerun of his career into the right-center stands off Washington Nationals right-hander Mike Bacsik, vaulting Bonds past Hank Aaron as the homerun-hittingest player in the history of major league baseball.

Surely this was an historic moment, but how and in which way and why and how so? Surely many sportswriters, columnists, and bloggers will stroke the contemplative beard of history just as mightily as Barry stroked his homer right out of AT&T Park last night. Without doubt there will be more stroking of balls and beards in the years to come, and that stroking will doubtless produce many opinions and many not-yet opinions and many wise musings about future collective opinions and the wisdom and not-wisdom of history.

Steroids are weird, though. Did Barry take them? I don't know, and neither do you. But maybe you do, how would I know? Was Barry the only one who took them or didn't take them? Only Barry knows. And only maybe you know. I don't know who you are. Only you know that. Did you know that HGH is the first letter of each of the words human growth hormone? Did you know that that's technically not an acronym, but an initial letter word or something? I learned that at some point but sort of forgot what the deal is. DBBTHGHAW? Did you figure out that what I just said was "Did Barry Bonds take HGH as well?"?

Do you think that pitcher feels pretty bad that he gave up that homer last night? Or did he purposefully throw that pitch inside and at the belt, knowing that Barry loves inside and at the belt, that it's like his most favorite pitch? Did he throw it so that this whole discussion about passing Hank Aaron could be over? Or did he throw it so that the beard-stroking sesh could finally begin? He could totally be that kind of guy.

Here's some trivia: the Giants lost the game, so a lot of good the homer did them. Even if they had won, they are last in their division and are not playing any baseball after the last game on their schedule. That is sad. Another thing that's sad is did you notice how, like, when Barry got to home plate his son was there and hugged him but Barry didn't even hug him back and basically ignored the kid and other stuff? WTF? Why the fuss? That's what WTF stands for. It stands for that. It will not stand for less. How could it?

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Saturday, August 04, 2007

Look how he does, Sailor Lee

Lost in Turkey #6

On the eve of departure.....I am now officially a college graduate. Spending my final hours as a Duke student in Istanbul has been surreal to say the least. A few images from the past couple weeks that have slipped through the blog cracks:


An early Hittite statue.


Phalluses (would you say "phalli"?) for sale at a gift shop in Ephesus.


Turkish cat stretchin'.


Turkish cat frontin': "What the fuck are you lookin' at, chump?"


The view from Assos, on the Aegean Coast, where the temple of Athena is located.


The temple at sunset.


Interior of the Hagia Sophia, one of the 7 Ancient Wonders of the World. Big-ass church/mosque (currently disputed by Muslim community in Istanbul).


On the walk home after my last class, this graffiti appeared.


Saw this dog leaning out a window and immediately thought of Rikk. Why are dogs and Rikk so closely tied in my brain?


Lost in translation. I think this sign was written by a Gullah linguist.


Smoothin' it up with a chocolate cigarilllo (provided by our professor) on a boat on the last night of college. SPOILT.


Bonus footage from the Aegean Coast. A boat full of Russians doing the macarena. You should have seen the other moves they had. We dubbed the boat the "S.S. Skank". The awful harmonica music was coming from our own boat; the only cd they would play had that fucking Proclaimers "I would walk 500 miles" song and this damn harmonica song about West Virginia that turns into a mid-90s techno jam 30 seconds in.

And now, I must leave for my last night in Istanbul--bowling with Turks is on the agenda. See some of you on the other side. I demand a full report on the hoggin'.