"WARNING: IT MIGHT BE ROBERT BIGGERS' BIRTHDAY"
(original post read, "Warning, you might be Robert Biggers", but I can't front on Nahm; I am merely the interpreter)
How can we be sure, though? Because I said so. So, a few things Robert might like:
but more importantly, some things this man really would not like:
(he might actually like this last one, or at least i hope he would. how could one not? one of these guys actually goes by the name "Birdman", for biggsake)