Ohhhh, I Was Invited to a Party!

Anyone else receive the invitation I attached here? I'm not sure how these people know me...but I guess it was inevitable:


From: "TEAM LUAU"
To: whitetrashluau@hotmail.com
Subject: 07 WTL
Date: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:52:55 -0400

DO NOT DISTRIBUTE THIS INFO

WHITE TRASH LUAU 07 - SEPT 21-22-23
*CAMPING STARTS AT HIGH NOON FRIDAY
YOUR ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF
5000 ACRES OF MOUNTAIN WILDERNESS @ 4000 FT
& your CAMPING - SO FUCKIN ACT LIKE IT

HERE AER THE RULES - BREAK EM & YOUR DONE
NO GLASS BOTTLES - put it in a two litre or NALGENE
NO TRASH - LEAVE NO TRACE ~ TAKE YOUR TRASH OFF MOUNTAIN
NO TRASH or Bottles or GLASS OR CANS IN ANY FIRE PIT -
NO TENT NO BAG = NO LUAU - OVERNIGHT CAMPING REQUIRED
NO VEHICLES IN CAMPING AREA-NONE NADA-PACK LITE MEANS YOU
NO GUEST UNLESS APPROVED PRIOR TO LUAU BY ME ~
NO LEAVING - OVERNIGHT CAMPING IS REQUIRED
NO FIREARMS NO PAINTBALL NO SUPERSOAKERS -
NO ARRIVING AFTER 9*PM SATURDAY
NO GLASS BOTTLES - AND NO BUSTING GLASS - I SEE IT = YOUR DONE
NO TRASH NO CAN BOTTLES GLASS ECT IN FIRE PITS - CLEAN YOUR PIT
NO SLEEPING IN VEHICLES - NO TENT STAY HOME
NO SCARFING MY DRY STACKED WOOD BY THE PROPANE GRILL
NO NEW FIRE PITS
NO QUARTER ON THE TRASH - MAKE IT HAPPEN OR YOU WONT BE BACK
- QUIET HOURS ENFORCED 2:30 AM TILL SUN UP

READ THIS TOO:

__WET WIPES
__TENT & SLEEPBAG
__FLASHLIGHT W/ FRESH BATTERIE
__Water- H20 - AQUA - Bottled water
__CHARCOAL/GAS Hibachi - Portable grill
__ICE -
__COOLER -
__FOOD
__FIREWOOD - BRING SOME DRY WOOD
__GLOWSTICKS- OPTIONAL darkness eliminator
__Rain GEAR - cause it always does
__DRY SOCKS - not gettin mine


*FRIDAY: 8PM BANDS SET UP/MEET & GREET~
myspace.com/thedigitssuperrock
myspace.com/leestreet4piece (riots)
myspace.com/heevahava

*SAT:SET TIME 40MINS Bands:.....MORE AS WE GET EM
myspace.com/leestreet4piece (riots)
myspace.com/thebiblebeaters
myspace.com/thefuryheat
myspace.com/porcelainsmileband
myspace.com/stations99
myspace.com/blackknots

(TENTATIVE)
myspace.com/blackjackandthelonghaulers
myspace.com/thebottlebabies
myspace.com/thewadinggirl
myspace.com/thewilkesproject
myspace.com/thedeviltones
myspace.com/atomicdrops

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DIRECTIONS ...FIND MAP OF SW VIRGINIA
ROANOKE I-81 EXIT 118C VA-TECH EXIT RTE 460W
460W TO GILES COUNTY 3MILES IN LOOK FOR "MT LAKE"
SIGN RIGHT TURN ON RT 700 MT LAKE HOTEL....7 MILES TO HOTEL
GO TO LOWER END OF LAKE THE ROAD WINDS THRU HOTEL ESTATE
AND FOLLOWS THE LAKE ON THE LEFT SIDE AT THE LOWER
END OF THE LAKE BY THE BOAT HOUSE THE TWO LANE TURNS
TO GRAVEL - FOLLOW GRAVEL 2 LANE APPROX.
1 MILE - LUAU WILL BE OFF TO THE LEFT THROUGH A GATE
WITH A SIGN / ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK/ITS POSTED PROPERTY
PARK INSIDE THE GATE - WALK TO CAMP AREA 1/4 MILE to STAGE
USE SHUTTLE TRUCK FOR CAMPING AND BAND GEAR
MOUNTAIN LAKE VIRGINIA STYLE ---- betcha pull GIT LIT