Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Rock Show Tonight!!!!

Dieter Zetsche, Chairman of DaimlerChrysler AG

Hey y'all,

DaimlerChrysler (can I get a hyphen?) announced today that it would cut 6,000 white-collar jobs worldwide, amounting to 20 percent of administrative positions. The cuts will be made in such areas as accounting, auditing, personnel, percussion and strategic planning. These sort of administrative cuts usually begin with the largest corporations and are later followed by smaller companies. So come out tonight as two local bands, clearly bloated with extraneous members, Audubon Park and En Garde, play with a streamlined Omaha firm, Criteria at the Local 506.

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