Before I proceed, I must explain that I had to email this entire process to myself just so I would remember to PUT IT ON THE BLOG. Cause I had been BLOGGIN' IT ON THE PUT, you know....
Let me hit y'all with some text pulled from recent SPAM I been receivificatin'. It's pure random computer haikus, fools. Check the syence:
Sent at 4:41am on "Yesterday":
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Sent at 11:13pm on Jan 15:
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my favorite phrases out of this:
--bootstrapping a recumbent
--a stomach on seventeen may ukrainian on sublimate !
--trademark's millepede gambolling the thimblerig gears
But keep in mind, this text is all hidden underneath giant html ads for Viagra or something called "UNIVERSITY DIPLOMA", which seems kind of like the same thing as "COMPUTER."
oh, if only i could insert some nifty link-hidden-within-text-and-indicated-by-blueish-color-and-underlining.