Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Surprise Indictments

WASHINGTON: Benjamin M. Spiker, of Audubon Park, was indicted to day by Patrick Fitzgerald in a move that many Washinton insiders are calling, "Surprising," or "Shocking," or "What? I don't even know who this guy is." Spiker, indicted for leaking Plame's name to his childhood friend Robert Novak, said, "I didn't even pronounce her name right. That doesn't count does it?" He went on to say, "Yo, this is a witch hunt. He's after me, because I am a witch," and then disappeared in a burst of smoke and sparks. The White House has yet to respond--to anything.

2 comments:

RIKK said...

WHICH!

dc nahm said...

SAND!