I made this. . .

. . . in case Robert Pollard needs something for the cover of a new album.

STEP THE FUCK UP

AP and all the "contributors" who have been granted access to the blog need to quit pussyfootin' around. I mean, shit, just put SOMETHING on here. Most y'all got jobs where you're in front of a computer all day, right?

Burns, Putin-style

Vlad gave his last annual address as President of Russia this week, and he had some burns to get off his chest (full story):

"The conference, a question-and-answer format, has been an annual event in which Mr. Putin has often displayed his comfort with power and a command of the fine details of governing.

The audience was a mixture of Russian reporters, many openly praising the Russian president, and foreign journalists, several of them pressing him on policies that have alarmed Western governments and undermined his reputation abroad.

Mr. Putin basked in the praise and seemed to revel in the criticism, which he rebutted with a mix of long, unapologetic answers and occasional insults.

When asked about the decision of the principal international election monitors not to send missions to observe the presidential elections, Mr. Putin was dismissive.

The monitors, from the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe, have routinely found that elections in post-Soviet autocracies, including Russia, have been rigged. And they have said that Russia has unilaterally imposed conditions that make it impossible to assess the current campaign and election fully.

Mr. Putin said that the organization needed to be overhauled, and suggested that the monitors intended to teach Russia how to become democratic.

“Let them teach their wives to make shchi. Burn,” he said. Shchi is a popular Russian cabbage soup.

Similarly, Mr. Putin swept aside a remark by Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, who said that as a former K.G.B. officer, Mr. Putin “has no soul.”

“As a minimum, a state official must at least have a head. Burn,” he said.

Mr. Putin also flashed his annoyance when asked about reports in Western newspapers that he had used his office to accumulate a vast personal fortune. Such “rumors,” he said, “they picked from a nose and smeared onto their papers. To them is a burn of extreme proportions.”"

Did a new blog

http://www.theosbyshow.blogspot.com/

Kentucky Style

We have some people on this blog with Kentucky roots right? Georgetown, Kentucky by chance? The dude's grammer in explaining his shenanigans got great.

GUM RUN!

Lemur

Cloverfeline

Ball Science

I just saw Val Kilmer's music page on myspace, kind of funny, but balls to the groin are even more hilarious

Okay, here's the Val Kilmer thing.

David Lee Roth isolated vocal track

On Runnin' with the Devil. Shit is pretty hilarious.

http://www.chunklet.com/images/upload/6/audio_file/Runnin'%20With%20The%20Devil.mp3

jowling, just because that shit's funny

A decent attempt, helped by the smearing effect of the camera.




Now this is just spectacular. Looks like a still from "28 Days Later", as if this character has just become infected with the rage virus.




Not really a jowl, but perhaps the death of the genre as we know it....

graffiti found on the walls of Fuse

how to get a log home

Obama and stuff

Uh, it has come to my attention that perhaps my Obama post was ripe for some sort of misunderstanding. I'm not sure what kind, but in any event, I realized that it was a joke that was far too 'inside' even for this blog.

Here's the reference.

"Weekend at Virgilio's?

"No, those are my nipples."--Gonzo

"The Muppets' Wizard of Oz" (2005, dir.Kirk Thatcher).
* Ashanti - Dorothy Gale
* Kermit the Frog (Steve Whitmire puppetteer) - The Scarecrow
* The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz puppetteer) - The Tin Thing
* Fozzie Bear (Eric Jacobson puppetteer) - The Cowardly Lion
* Miss Piggy - The Wicked Witch of the West
* Miss Piggy - Tattypoo, The Good Witch of the North
* Miss Piggy - Glinda, The Good Witch of the South

* Miss Piggy - The Wicked Witch of the East
* Pepe the Prawn (Bill Barretta puppetteer) - Toto
* Rizzo the Rat (Steve Whitmire puppetteer) - Munchkin
* Queen Latifah - Aunt Em
* David Alan Grier - Uncle Henry
* Jeffrey Tambor - The Wizard
* Quentin Tarantino - Himself
* C. Ernst Harth - Earl

* Supporting Muppet Cast includes: Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Sam the Eagle, Scooter, Statler, Waldorf, the Swedish Chef, Sweetums, Crazy Harry, Clifford, Foo Foo, Camilla, Johnny Fiama, Sal Manilla, and the Muppet Penguins.



Guest director Quentin Tarantino:



Tarantino's Muppet projects:



"Pulp Fiction", starring the Swedish Chef and Rolf as Jules and Vincent, respectively.

Declarationz

Tropic of Food is proud to finally present Silk Nogg's "Declarationz EP", a teaser to the forthcoming "Forthcoming LP". The LP, which is almost completed, features at least 11 songs (none of which are on "Declarationz") and a slew of special guests, including:
Ddoodd
Mr. Nimbletoez (a cat)
Kristopher Krunk (aka Crash)
the Hackey Sac Crue
Benito Crawford
RPBjr
your mom

All tracks produced by the Semiotic Crouton.

1. Declarationz (You Best Watch It)

2. To Live and Nogg in L.A.

3. Sounds Great (Weavexx feat.Silk Nogg)

Papa Smurf

Happy Holidays

Y'all need to step up on this posting business

What happened to the always-popular lists of things enjoyed throughout the year?

Or jowling photos?

Or things involving dragons?

Some people call it a kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade, mm.