Monday, October 14, 2013


ToFAMA Part 5: RBIII

For our final Ask Me Anything installment, we caught up with R. Biggers, the N.B.A.’s 7th Man of the Year in 2009 and Audubon Park’s Keeper of the Setlist.

Q: What exactly do you play in Audubon Park?
A: What exactly do I say when lost in the dark?
Q: No, what exactly do you play in Audubon Park?
A: Wait, what?
Q: What exactly do you play in Audubon Park?
A: Hang on, let me Vine this debris.
Q: Are you trying to usurp RiFF RAFF as the best Vine account?
A: Tzadziki?
Q: What is your creative process for coming up with parts in Audubon Park?
A: I like turtles.
Q: Last book read?
A: A collection of book reviews from The New York Review of Books from 1971-1974. Upside down.
Q: Favorite color?
A: Absence.
Q: Favorite movie?
A:
“Tunak Tunak Tun”
Q: Favorite keyboard sound?
A: Tepid Conjurer (w/extra decay)
Q: Favorite Instagram filter?
A: Heavy cream.
Q: Favorite cat toy?
A: Garbage.
Q: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
A: Tzadziki?
Q: How do you find the time to be in so many bands?
A: Please, tell me, how does one “find time”? Where is it located?
Q: You studied Philosophy in college -- do you have a personal philosophy that you try to live by each day?
A: Have you ever really looked at your hand?
Q: Why has Cold Sides not released any music in a long time?
A: Cantwell told us we were suffering from a hypeness deficiency. Neill is apparently still working on some sort of poultice that restores it.
Q: You took the photo of a cat that is on the cover of the new Audubon Park record, yet you have been known for most of your life as a cat hater. What happened?
A: Have you ever Vined one of those things?
Q: You are also a notoriously picky eater. What foods have you discovered in recent years that you would never have eaten before?
A: Beans, lettuce, sparkling water, fish (not breaded and fried), pasta (with sauce of some kind), sandwiches (with condiments).
Q: You are frequently, if not always, late for things. Do you know how to tell time?
A: What would I tell it?
Q: Why did you turn down the offer to play drums in Turkeyleg?
A: If you’re going to go that heavy with the low end, then three basses seems like a paltry amount. I told them I’d only do it if they got two more.
Q: Did you really recreate “Siamese Dream” on a 4-track in high school?
A: Tzadziki?

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