AUDUBON PARK FANCON 2006

(the view from my room)


Greetings fellow fans of Audubon Park. Excited to be reporting live from the AP Fancon 2006, here in lovely Elizabeth, New Jersey. The Knights Inn here was a solid choice, though the old “continental breakfast” scam is a bit played out. Luckily there’s a diner across the street. I headed over there to get something to eat, when who should I run into, none other than the guy who hosts “America’s Funniest Home Videos”. No, not Bob Saget. The new guy, Tom Bergeron. Totally nice guy. He said he’s actually a big A.P. fan and is here for the fancon. Totally sweet! -ed

Mem'reez: Miami Vice Night

Candid shots of the Miami Vice Krew kickin' it live at SOUTHPOINT MALL for a mass viewing of "Miami Vice".


Ddoodd looking kinda like a retarded Casper the Ghost, attempting to jowl while maintaining a suitably "yachty" enough visage.


Umm, we all know who this is and what he is doing. Or trying to do.


Y'all seen that new Coke commercial with them retarded walrusi?

Typee, the sad pig

Album Art Sneak Preview

I'll probably get in trouble for posting this, but I'm just so excited about the new Audubon Park LP cover art that I have to share it here. I took both of these pictures at the beach this past weekend. Okay, here goes.

The front cover:



The back cover:

ROCK LAUGH ROCK DANCE

Friday, August 11th, at the Nightlight (at 10:30pm) for your purest of enjoyments:

ON THE TAKE (featuring members of Piedmont Charisma, Manband and more)
DC NAHM (comedy of an empirical sort)
AUXILIARY HOUSE (Trekky Records Powerhouse)
DJs MOTHERSBROTHERS (What's up fellas)
DJ VIVA (What's up ladies)

Don't be ashamed.

Overseen on MySpace

It's shameful what some people will do for a lousy ringtone.

People who listen to Audubon Park likely to have sex with their cousins.

At least that's what I've concluded based on this study.

We Got 2 Pray Just 2 Make It 2Day

Um.....you gotta just scroll down this to get the full picture. The entries "Fishing With the Boys" and "The Redskins Dancers Danced Too!" are priceless. All those out of focus, tiny-pixelated photos from his Sidekick are just, magnifique.

http://mchammer.blogspot.com/

Jagshemash!!

I like you!

Lost in Russia addendum--The Lost Photos

Just uncovered.

This is a security guard in the subway, hard at work.


This one needs no explainin', but it helps to know that it is taking place on the beach.

[HUMOROUS PHOTO FOUND ON INTERNET]

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

WHITE WHALE
AUDUBON PARK
SECOND STORY MAN

Local 506, 9pm, $7

[SHOULD BE HUMOROUS PHOTO FOUND ON INTERNET BUT INSTEAD IS SMALL X]

White Whale is the new band of Matt Suggs from Butterglory (and his own personal) fame. They have a new record out on Merge that WordNerdy loves. That should be good enough for you.

Second Story Man are from Louisville and are excellent. We've played with them before, and if you are the type of person who reads this page, then you probably saw them then too, and probably liked it and want to see them again, so you will decide to show up on time and do so. Really, they are worth it and are starting a long tour in support of their new record, so how about we give them a) a good send off and b) a reason to think CH is the jam.

AP? We've finished the record, practiced a bunch, written new songs and are generally ready to show off before a large crowd. Please, if you come, bring a friend.

Is

That is rpbjr:

Girl needs to smoke some weed.

I heard this on NPR this morning. Uh, this I believe: You must fucking chill out!

Meanwhile, RB and I watched this last night and laughed.

Kwalitee Jurnulizm

From today's NY Times, story titled "Bush May Send Rice to Help Calm Mideast":

"Leaning over the back of Mr. Bush’s chair, Mr. Blair first brought up trade discussions, as the president chewed thoughtfully on a roll."

(photo not featured in NY Times)

AUDUBON PARK PRACTICE WILL HAVE TO END (EARLY) TONIGHT

Cause David is playing with 'ric and John Harrison tonight @ Fuse.

In preparation for next week's AP sausage party....

RIP

Syd Barrett is dead.

JUGBAND BLUES (from Saucerful of Secrets)
It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here
And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear That I'm not here.
And I never knew the moon could be so big
And I never knew the moon could be so blue
And I'm grateful that you threw away my old shoes
And brought me here instead dressed in red
And I'm wondering who could be writing this song.

I don't care if the sun don't shine
And I don't care if nothing is mine
And I don't care if I'm nervous with you
I'll do my loving in the winter.

(Salvation Army Band)

And the sea isn't green
And I love the queen
And what exactly is a dream
And what exactly is a joke.

Rock Show: Friday

David Nahm and Nathan Brown join the choir for this very special episode: