"If you hold an ostrich egg in your hand, you feel almost god-like!"
The afternoon session was supposed to feature Ben Spiker, drummer par excellance. He apparently couldn’t make it because he was “stuck in traffic”. Strangely, Malcolm-Jamal Warner took his place behind the podium and proceeded to offer a 20-minute sermon on the benefits of ostrich farming. Also of note, the police had to come remove this guy named “Stinkey” or something, who was claiming to be “the 8th member of Audubon Park” who was hawking some sort of homemade beverage.-ED