Thursday, August 17, 2006
AUDUBON PARK 2006 DAY TWO
Upper management confers regarding the "escalating condition".
AUDUBON PARK : BAND IN CRISIS
After this morning's report that Ben Spiker had been replaced by Malcolm Jamal Warner, rumors continue to swell regarding the make up of Audubon Park. This afternoon, Matt Kalb issued a press release stating he had left the band due to aesthetic concerns and will be joining Audioslave on their upcoming tour. More departures are rumored. Some are saying that David Nahm has lost his mind and fired Robert Biggers last night. Others are saying that Biggers fired Nahm. One message board post reported that Biggers took the form of Anthony Keidis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and began screaming the lyrics to “Breaking the Girl” at Nahm, who responded by reciting dialogue from “Phantasm”. I'll try to keep everyone updated. -ed