Salutations my fellow breathers of the air that is Audubon Park and Linas Coombs truth magic energy! Day two of the Fancon has yielded splendid and wonderful realities.
Day two of the glorious reign of Linas featured one of the traditional Fancon activities that were retained, the contests.
First up, the BATTLE OF THE BANDS EMULATING AUDUBON PARK WHILE PLAYING SONGS WRITTEN BY STING.
G.E. Pop and the New Street Band break their "Soul Cages."
The Sweaty Dishtowels play “Fortress Around Your Heart.”
The Everlasting Truth and Magic Power Beings featuring Linas Coombs won for their rendition of “Englishman in New York.”
Goober Spinoza demonstrating that “Love(Linas) is the Seventh Wave!”
Next up, the NON-SPECIFIC TALENT COMPETITION.
The judges are easily impressed.
Hall and Oates impersonators Oats and Hull were beheaded after their performance.
Toss Daughter were eliminated for using banned substances.
The winners, Peter and Jane Tackleberger(not pictured) for their self-flagellation in humble servitude to our loyal master.
And then it was time for everyone’s favorite, the MATT KALB LOOKALIKE CONTEST.
First runner up, Finn Howdy!.
The winner: Flem Hardsapple.
There was only one entry for the GUY WHO’S THE DRUMMER IN AUDUBON PARK BUT WE CAN’T REMEMBER HIS NAME, IT MIGHT BE BEN OR DANNY OR SOMETHING ELSE CONTEST:
Winner? Loser? PP!
After the “fun”, the AP faithful settled in for nine hours of lectures regarding the grandeur and majesty of Audubon Park and their selected prophet Linas the True.
The Radisson staff has requested we refrain from leaving turds in the pool. Please. No turds in the pool.
To be continued?....
3 comments:
no no no rIc, stilll ouuuutt off ccontroouullllsszzz
I hope we get some discussion of the "Monkey Ballers" and the Speech on the Meaning of Vitamins in the Work of William Corrigan.
Mellon-Collie and the Infinite Fitness
In the picture of Cantwell, is he playing both bass and drums? How did he do that?
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