Wednesday, December 08, 2004

When you leave it up to computers.....

They come up with this shit (previously seen in the inbox of Mr. Semiotic Crouton's mail program...all spelling and grammar has been preserved) oddly poetic:

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mindless manipulation in advertising where technology has been


stark pimp said...

yes. does anyone understand how that shit happens?

"In many confrontations, the slower party will be wiped out before which he lived and wrote is yet unsettled. He is placed, by one intelligence."

monkeys typing to infinity? john ashbery typing to infinity? it can't be dnahm since everything is properly spelled.

it even has that dramatic line break at the end. i shake my head.

Register the Cat said...

Someone needs to do a concept album where the lyrics are derived from spam. But not talk alot about the spam part because that would be gimmiky and end up on


Register the Cat said...

Yep, they should.