REAL LOVE.

Let's get to the point quick. The Country Bears is one the greatest films of all time. The Country Bears has taught the band so much about our (human) selves. I now pay late tribute to the film (and it's message) by copying a recent thread of A.P. emails regarding a new local band with a whole lotta nerve. Read on!

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Guys, there is a Chapel Hill band called

The Country Bears.  I saw a flier that said

"country bears" only and a website (www.bearsalive.com)

and when I went to it I found out.  I guess

we have to play with them.

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oh!  when i was hanging up nein posters the other

night, i saw a couple flyers that just said "what

is country bears?" so i hung up the nein right next

to that shit, b/c it was fate.

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I'm listening to their mp3s right now. Not bad.

Kind of yelly punk rock maybe a little like Les

Savy Fav. Not great, but not bad either.

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I just listened to their MP3s.  They should be

called the Dischord Records Bears.  Get the Bong

back together?!!?

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still, i'd be willing to sue them on behalf of

the real bears.  you know ted won't stand for this,

and beary?  what would happen if beary showed up

expecting to see zed zoober and co.?  god damn if we

shouldn't have put together the country bears for

the great cover up and alienated everyone (including

ourselves) there.  can you imagine the costumes? 

damn it.

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You know, I bet Disney is going to be just fine suing

the shit out of them on their own.  What is even

better is to show up at this bands show in costume

and sit in the back of the club watching, never speaking

to anyone and then leave angrily.  Everytime they play.

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Duuuude!

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Dude, we should get costumes together and show up at the

next Country Bears show and just stand at the back with

arms crossed.  I call human/bear identity conflicted

child hero.

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[And on a less personal note, I had a heck of a dream last night.  My

friend S. Crouton and I were recording a tribute to the Red Hot Chili

Peppers' "Blood Sugar Sex Magik," with Bono engineering.  Bono was

irritated because The Edge didn't show up for production on today's

"Breaking the Girl" and "Could Have Lied."  Only in dreams.  How's

that for trad bloggin'?]