Hey, I work in a medical bookstore. These are actual titles of books we carry that I find humorous for whatever reason.
Maggot Therapy
Lameness in Horses
Analysis of Messy Data
Latex Intolerance
Infections of Leisure
Restless Legs Syndrome
Substance Abuse by Gerald Juhnke
Essestials of Facial Growth
The Failed Spine
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Friday, December 17, 2004
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Friday, December 10, 2004
declamatory departure dispersal, deeeez!
yo ho ho,
a fond fairwell,
and hang in there!
a new day beginning,
to each,
and all,
delicate little
mushroom stamps
a fond fairwell,
and hang in there!
a new day beginning,
to each,
and all,
delicate little
mushroom stamps
OH! CANADA!
In honor of the Nein heading up to Canada to rock our friendly neighbors to the north, I thought I'd prepare a list of things I like about Canada.
Some Things I Like About Canada:
Canada was the first place I ever got drunk. My family(aunts, uncles, cousins, etc…) would go to Quebec to skiing every year after Christmas when I was young. One New Year’s Eve my Aunt gave me a glass of champagne to share with my cousins. I went off and downed it, then returned for more. After a few of these trips I was good to go. I walked outside on the ice and it was splendid.
Canada is the first place I ordered a beer. When I was 16, we were back in Quebec again. The drinking age was 18. I went into this place and ordered a beer. They gave it to me. It would be five years before this happened again.
The Kids in the Hall. They started showing this on HBO in the late 80’s. It kicked Saturday Night Live’s ass. Genius.
Neil Young. Duh.
Canadian Football. There’s like 8 teams and two of them are called the Rough Riders and one is called the Argonauts. They kick on third down.
John Candy. Seemed to embody all that is good with humanity.
Steve Nash. Rush. Strange Brew. Margaret Trudeau. Loverboy. Lots of great stuff.
Thanks Canada.
-styles
Good luck boys!
The Nein
true north tour:
sat dec 11 - hamilton ont - the underground
sun dec 12 - toronto ont - sneaky dees (wavelength night)
mon dec 13 - windsor ont - phog lounge
tue dec 14 - toronto ont - horseshoe taven
wed dec 15 - ottawa ont - club saw
thu dec 16 - montreal quebec - casa del popolo
fri dec 17 - philadelphia pa - silk city
sat dec 18 - arlington va - galaxy hut
Some Things I Like About Canada:
Canada was the first place I ever got drunk. My family(aunts, uncles, cousins, etc…) would go to Quebec to skiing every year after Christmas when I was young. One New Year’s Eve my Aunt gave me a glass of champagne to share with my cousins. I went off and downed it, then returned for more. After a few of these trips I was good to go. I walked outside on the ice and it was splendid.
Canada is the first place I ordered a beer. When I was 16, we were back in Quebec again. The drinking age was 18. I went into this place and ordered a beer. They gave it to me. It would be five years before this happened again.
The Kids in the Hall. They started showing this on HBO in the late 80’s. It kicked Saturday Night Live’s ass. Genius.
Neil Young. Duh.
Canadian Football. There’s like 8 teams and two of them are called the Rough Riders and one is called the Argonauts. They kick on third down.
John Candy. Seemed to embody all that is good with humanity.
Steve Nash. Rush. Strange Brew. Margaret Trudeau. Loverboy. Lots of great stuff.
Thanks Canada.
-styles
Good luck boys!
The Nein
true north tour:
sat dec 11 - hamilton ont - the underground
sun dec 12 - toronto ont - sneaky dees (wavelength night)
mon dec 13 - windsor ont - phog lounge
tue dec 14 - toronto ont - horseshoe taven
wed dec 15 - ottawa ont - club saw
thu dec 16 - montreal quebec - casa del popolo
fri dec 17 - philadelphia pa - silk city
sat dec 18 - arlington va - galaxy hut
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
When you leave it up to computers.....
They come up with this shit (previously seen in the inbox of Mr. Semiotic Crouton's mail program...all spelling and grammar has been preserved)....so oddly poetic:
"Won't someone please think of the children?" File-sharers say, trapped a Stork that had fractured his leg in the net and was
Mother fondles one and nurtures it with the greatest affection new one was like comparing a Volkswagen Bug with a Ferrari. The computing program. I figured they were far more trouble than they world will become obsessed with V.R. and abandon the outside. The Internat service that is available, is one of the information the same person -- and the soul is in fact the same, the body is new -- and to be fast. In many confrontations, the slower party will be wiped out before which he lived and wrote is yet unsettled. He is placed, by one intelligence. I mean, this was good news for Churchill and us, to bite them without notice. His master suspended a bell about Dawn used to be Murray's honey, but they've drifted apart (a long way apart). is often snappish, irritable, hard to please, and selfish, weapons -- preferably in the Middle East where people are expecting Armageddon levels and coming up with something else, and then bringing that
La tee da tee da. There are just a couple more things that I boy. The Bishop of Yellow Battle (near Battle Creek) is held in this castle. Aesop. Although the honor thus claimed cannot be definitely home on a visit to her father. After a short time she returned, monumental revelation, but few seem to acknowledge this fact. It and research. The potential for VR is enormous. While donning a market, artists are overwhelmed by the capabilities and functions himself easily at a safe distance from the Lion. But entering a division? You are perfect to a fraction." He replied, "I learned We can predict the ramification of technology on the future of follow soon, within the next 20 years. This refers to the so-called asteroid look at humans much the same way a farmer looks at his cows. They understand
mindless manipulation in advertising where technology has been
"Won't someone please think of the children?" File-sharers say, trapped a Stork that had fractured his leg in the net and was
Mother fondles one and nurtures it with the greatest affection new one was like comparing a Volkswagen Bug with a Ferrari. The computing program. I figured they were far more trouble than they world will become obsessed with V.R. and abandon the outside. The Internat service that is available, is one of the information the same person -- and the soul is in fact the same, the body is new -- and to be fast. In many confrontations, the slower party will be wiped out before which he lived and wrote is yet unsettled. He is placed, by one intelligence. I mean, this was good news for Churchill and us, to bite them without notice. His master suspended a bell about Dawn used to be Murray's honey, but they've drifted apart (a long way apart). is often snappish, irritable, hard to please, and selfish, weapons -- preferably in the Middle East where people are expecting Armageddon levels and coming up with something else, and then bringing that
La tee da tee da. There are just a couple more things that I boy. The Bishop of Yellow Battle (near Battle Creek) is held in this castle. Aesop. Although the honor thus claimed cannot be definitely home on a visit to her father. After a short time she returned, monumental revelation, but few seem to acknowledge this fact. It and research. The potential for VR is enormous. While donning a market, artists are overwhelmed by the capabilities and functions himself easily at a safe distance from the Lion. But entering a division? You are perfect to a fraction." He replied, "I learned We can predict the ramification of technology on the future of follow soon, within the next 20 years. This refers to the so-called asteroid look at humans much the same way a farmer looks at his cows. They understand
mindless manipulation in advertising where technology has been
MAKE YOURSELF BETTER!!!!
Hey Y'all,
This Audubon Park blog has totally been infiltrated by the Erie Choir Virus Chorus. Gonna totally promotionalize the E to the Rizzy, C to the Horace.
Thursday Dec. 9th, Bickett Gallery
Beautry and the Beast:
I guess I know which one I am. This is a benefit for the Piedmont Wildlife Center. Mini-makeovers by Emma Carter at 7 pm, Musical Guest Erie Choir at 9 pm. Available for purchase: Limited edition prints featuring Nathan Golub's 'Beauty & The Beast'. Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door and are available by calling bickett gallery. It's just gonna be the me I think. I'm gonna play some Christmas songs too.
http://www.piedmontwildlifecenter.org/
http://www.bickettgallery.com/
Sunday Dec. 12, Local 506
Ill Ease, Fan Modine, Erie Choir
I'll have the fab soul revue lineup rocking again aka The Brood. We look to be playing first and in theory shows start at 10pm now at the 506.
http://www.local506.com/
The Royal Order of the House of Beards thanks you.
email: eriechoir@hotmail
This Audubon Park blog has totally been infiltrated by the Erie Choir Virus Chorus. Gonna totally promotionalize the E to the Rizzy, C to the Horace.
Thursday Dec. 9th, Bickett Gallery
Beautry and the Beast:
I guess I know which one I am. This is a benefit for the Piedmont Wildlife Center. Mini-makeovers by Emma Carter at 7 pm, Musical Guest Erie Choir at 9 pm. Available for purchase: Limited edition prints featuring Nathan Golub's 'Beauty & The Beast'. Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door and are available by calling bickett gallery. It's just gonna be the me I think. I'm gonna play some Christmas songs too.
http://www.piedmontwildlifecenter.org/
http://www.bickettgallery.com/
Sunday Dec. 12, Local 506
Ill Ease, Fan Modine, Erie Choir
I'll have the fab soul revue lineup rocking again aka The Brood. We look to be playing first and in theory shows start at 10pm now at the 506.
http://www.local506.com/
The Royal Order of the House of Beards thanks you.
email: eriechoir@hotmail
Friday, December 03, 2004
REAL LOVE.
Let's get to the point quick. The Country Bears is one the greatest films of all time. The Country Bears has taught the band so much about our (human) selves. I now pay late tribute to the film (and it's message) by copying a recent thread of A.P. emails regarding a new local band with a whole lotta nerve. Read on!
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Guys, there is a Chapel Hill band called
The Country Bears. I saw a flier that said
"country bears" only and a website (www.bearsalive.com)
and when I went to it I found out. I guess
we have to play with them.
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oh! when i was hanging up nein posters the other
night, i saw a couple flyers that just said "what
is country bears?" so i hung up the nein right next
to that shit, b/c it was fate.
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I'm listening to their mp3s right now. Not bad.
Kind of yelly punk rock maybe a little like Les
Savy Fav. Not great, but not bad either.
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I just listened to their MP3s. They should be
called the Dischord Records Bears. Get the Bong
back together?!!?
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still, i'd be willing to sue them on behalf of
the real bears. you know ted won't stand for this,
and beary? what would happen if beary showed up
expecting to see zed zoober and co.? god damn if we
shouldn't have put together the country bears for
the great cover up and alienated everyone (including
ourselves) there. can you imagine the costumes?
damn it.
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You know, I bet Disney is going to be just fine suing
the shit out of them on their own. What is even
better is to show up at this bands show in costume
and sit in the back of the club watching, never speaking
to anyone and then leave angrily. Everytime they play.
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Duuuude!
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Dude, we should get costumes together and show up at the
next Country Bears show and just stand at the back with
arms crossed. I call human/bear identity conflicted
child hero.
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[And on a less personal note, I had a heck of a dream last night. My
friend S. Crouton and I were recording a tribute to the Red Hot Chili
Peppers' "Blood Sugar Sex Magik," with Bono engineering. Bono was
irritated because The Edge didn't show up for production on today's
"Breaking the Girl" and "Could Have Lied." Only in dreams. How's
that for trad bloggin'?]
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