Group of us (me, Lauren, Neill, Ellie, Linc) walking past a Guesser:
Guesser (to me): Guess your age, height, weight, whaddya say, sir?
Me (shaking head decisively): No thanks.
Guesser (looking at Ellie, who was closest to me): What about your wife?
Me: [eyebrows raised to the guy]
Guesser: Friend?
Me: [same look]
Guesser: Girlfriend?
Me: [still with same look] Take a guess.
Guesser: That'll be three dollars.
Me: See ya.
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