Monday, October 26, 2009

Overheard at the State Fair (by somebody, I'm sure)

Group of us (me, Lauren, Neill, Ellie, Linc) walking past a Guesser:

Guesser (to me): Guess your age, height, weight, whaddya say, sir?

Me (shaking head decisively): No thanks.

Guesser (looking at Ellie, who was closest to me): What about your wife?

Me: [eyebrows raised to the guy]

Guesser: Friend?

Me: [same look]

Guesser: Girlfriend?

Me: [still with same look] Take a guess.

Guesser: That'll be three dollars.

Me: See ya.

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