David Connerly Nahm (photo digitally aged 7 months)
Today marks the 32nd birthday* of the man we call the brain stem of the nervous system, the Jaguar of guitars and automobiles, the robotic fish of non sequitur. I think there's one other one, too. Indeed, a happy day.
*He's 31 years old but that means there have been 32 birthdays. See, you have a birthday when you're born which makes you zero. Duh, that's where we get the term birthday. You people make me sick. Screw everybody.