Signs that you may be Robert Biggers:
1. You are wearing Robert's pants.
2. You are eating a Nutty Bar.
3. You are semi-hype to hype, depending on your mood.
4. You "don't know about that."
5. It's Saturday, 12:56 pm, and you are asleep in Robert's bed.*
6. You philosophise. Yeah.
7. When you go to Wendy's, you ask them to "me-size it".
8. If you were a tree and we cut you open, you'd have one more ring up in that thing. (Please do not cut open Robert, this is an analogy.) Props a little after the fact.
*If there is in fact a glob of mayonaise on the nightstand beside you, you may in fact be Nomad Stylo.
3 comments:
ohmygod, is it biggers' birthday?! happy birthday!!!
Exclusive Criterion Collection Addenda:
9. You have not quite gotten around to transferring Audubon Park's commentary from 4-track to CD, despite the newly found free time.
10. Your science is a little too tight (probably need to lengthen the sleeves).
11. You might as well jump. or LIVE! (as a verb.)
12. Paul Lansky Ph.D. has been all up in thy grill awaiting final confirmation of his Cross-Disciplinary Center (the other CDC).
13. You really should get to bed after 2 melatonin and 2 nyquilz.
Feezily-Don't.
I don't know about that.
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