Friday, October 15, 2004

WARNING: YOU MAY BE ROBERT BIGGERS!!!

Signs that you may be Robert Biggers:

1. You are wearing Robert's pants.

2. You are eating a Nutty Bar.

3. You are semi-hype to hype, depending on your mood.

4. You "don't know about that."

5. It's Saturday, 12:56 pm, and you are asleep in Robert's bed.*

6. You philosophise. Yeah.

7. When you go to Wendy's, you ask them to "me-size it".

8. If you were a tree and we cut you open, you'd have one more ring up in that thing. (Please do not cut open Robert, this is an analogy.) Props a little after the fact.

*If there is in fact a glob of mayonaise on the nightstand beside you, you may in fact be Nomad Stylo.

3 comments:

Alicia K. said...

ohmygod, is it biggers' birthday?! happy birthday!!!

Anonymous said...

Exclusive Criterion Collection Addenda:

9. You have not quite gotten around to transferring Audubon Park's commentary from 4-track to CD, despite the newly found free time.

10. Your science is a little too tight (probably need to lengthen the sleeves).

11. You might as well jump. or LIVE! (as a verb.)

12. Paul Lansky Ph.D. has been all up in thy grill awaiting final confirmation of his Cross-Disciplinary Center (the other CDC).

13. You really should get to bed after 2 melatonin and 2 nyquilz.

Feezily-Don't.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about that.