Sunday, December 13, 2009

(----) in Russia Vol. 29

You know you're in Russia when there's a guy in a bulletproof vest with a machine gun standing next to a grand piano in a shopping mall.

An ad for a chain of steakhouses in Moscow. "Meat for the price of vegetables."

"Attack! СЫР." сыр = cheese.

Rikk, your boyz say hello.

Ok, the title of this book is "Unique Remedies for Preventing Heart Attacks and Strokes." I think the subtext is talking about enemas. What the photo has to do with this, I don't know. But there's a lot of levels of creepy here. Including the book's prominent display at a kiosk in a very populated metro station.

Vandalism win. This ad in the metro for a brand of cosmetics called "Princessa" says (top right) that Katya here (who has been labeled in blue ink as 30 years old) prefers to use Princessa products. The clever individual with the pen then added below, "And that's exactly why I look so sick!"

5 p.m., Sunday, Dec. 6.

Christmas tree fail.

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