Monday, January 31, 2005

Signs of the End of the World

Folks and Americans:

The humble little fops of Audubon Park have an upcoming show. Next week--Tuesday the 8th--we will be playing at the Local 506 with Rogue Wave and Two Gallants.

The show starts at 9PM. This a a FOR REAL show time as the bands are real bands on lable that have paperwork and what not when they tour. We may/probably will be first so don't show up late--looking all cool in your new velour shirt with the honeys and the ladies--and miss us and say, "Dude, you started early. I would have come early if I had thought you were serving seriousness about starting at 9 of the clock." I know it is a lie because the honeys and the ladies don't even get off work at the Waffle House in Graham until 9pm and you still have to drive back--assuming they have done their facial cleaning and lip preparing. So already I know if you come with ladies and honeys that you have no interest in us. Perhaps you are just coming to see the popular band that we are opening up for on a Tuesday night. Have you thought of those lies? I didn't think so.

Brush your teeth son. You have much to learn before you can fool AP

ROGE WAVE, TWO GALLANTS, AUDUBON PARK
LOCAL 506, 2/8/2005
9PM, A number of Dollars.

Be on the look out for future AP shows.

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