Best Knock Knock Joke Ever

National Cougar Convention taking place here on Saturday -
http://chicago.going.com/event-744291;National_Cougar_Convention
Meet new single friends at this fun event! Discover what Demi Moore, Halle Berry, Madonna , Jennifer Anniston, Ivana Trump, Cameron Diaz, Mariah Carey, and Joan Collins have all discovered. The BEST romantic combination is younger men/older women! Adults of all ages welcome. Dressy attire requested. Saturday, June 26, 2010.
7:30pm – Entertaining Keynote Address with author Rich Gosse, richgosse.com (“This is a great book!” Oprah Winfrey)
9pm – 1am – Socializing and Dancing. At approximately 11pm, one cougar attending tonight’s convention will win the title of Miss Cougar America. She will be elected by the Cubs (younger men) in attendance. To be eligible to win, she must be legally single and at least 35 years old. She will win a free berth on the Cougar Cruise, December 3-6 to the Bahamas, courtesy of http://www.SinglesTravelCompany.com.
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35?! That's bullshit. That's not even MILF age. Real Cougz gots grandkids.
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no, Dragons have grandkids. or Panthers. Dragons are closer to death, actually. but they have the most experience....
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I just don't think 35yr olds that sex up teens or 20-somethings deserve this, or any, special nomenclature. Though I'm sure 35 could seem gross to 16yr olds, it's just not gross or funny or unusual enough. Call them Dragons or Panthers, just don't call them anything if the ages aren't sufficiently sick. I feel strongly about this.
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How about the fact that the young men are called Cubs? Is this a
nationwide phenomenon or just because it's taking place in Chicago?
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Yeah, no. Thirty-five year olds are just adults who have sex with people. If the person they are ****ing is really young, the proper name is "sexual predator" or "incarcerated." American culture is brain dead and exhausting to be a part of.
I remember reading an article in the New York Times about 8 or 9 years ago about "cougars." This was my first exposure to the term and it meant a woman, about 60 or so, who was rich and single (divorced or widowed) who got down with hot young men. Basically like the female version of a Hugh Hefner. Since then, the constant reduction of the age is ****ing unbearable. 35?!?!? **** you America, **** you Chicago, **** you ***damn Hollywood and television and magazines and the Internet. All of you can eat a bucket of knife filled vomit. I am so ****ing tired of this ****.
AMERICA: GO BACK TO SCHOOL, READ A BOOK AND STOP BEING A NAVEL GAZING, ENTITLED, **** HOLE SWARMING WITH MAGGOTS.
Ugh.
(This does not apply to you guys, but everyone else.)
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Amen (pronounced with a short "a").
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Amen with a long a. Also, I happened to watch a few minutes of Good Morning America the other day, looking for soccer. Don't ever do that.
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here's something that we can be thankful to America for:
http://dlisted.com/node/37785
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Yes!
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Why did Sci-Fi change is name to SyFy?
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To remove the science fiction connotations and broaden its appeal.
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best knock knock joke ever.