Sunday, May 15, 2005
Net Nanny Is Totally Fucking Our Shit Up
So, by adjusting the template on the computer in the apartment office--to add the Erie Choir link on the side there--we got some Net Nanny in out shit. She went in and changed the name of No-One Gives A Shit About Music Anymore to No-One Gives A #### About Music Anymore. Net Nanny (Shank fist at sky)! And now I have to fix it and I don't feel like it. She also won't let me look at The Movie Minder because of XXX: State of The Union. And when she does she changes it to ###: State of the Union. Oh, really protecting youth there Net Nanny. And can you belive it, she also changed Audubon Park into a seven peice beach music band that gigs up and down the NC and SC coast during the Spring and Summer and is available for parties and dances year round. We make $5000 a gig but have to pay for our own PA and don't get along very well be cause the horn players are jerks and the lead singer always wants to eat at Sizzler. And, if you can belive it, Net Nanny changed the Nein into a nu metal band that has a song on the Saw II sound track with an "awesome" video and and even "awesomer" making of video. The Nein, now called NeinFootCHUD is touring on the Miller Lite/Camel Cigarettes/Republican Party Summer Tour Sponsored by 96 Rock with Strange, who have been changed into a band called TumpBone and CGJ, who somehow have just stayed themselves. Also, if you can believe it, Hotel Motel have actually been changed into a Hotel/Motel chain called Best Room Innes. They have inappropriate room service and offer a continential breakfast and an incontenant lunch. Really Net Nanny, when will you stop breaking my heart. Get this, also by adjusting the template of the blog on the Apartment Office Computer Erie Choir turned into a turtle dove kept in a cage made of rock candy. The EC Turtledove could escape if only it knew to lick its cage away, but the EC Turtledove, unlike the real EC, isn't very bright and sits there all day, happy. Hell, ain't nobody gonna fuck with an EC Turtledove in a rockcandy cage. Just don't happen. Get me?
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rock candy is awesome.
fuck a balderdash, more like dumby-ass dash. that said, me and the net nanny totally had sex with anne coultierriani. and i made a blog. really just a web-place. a big blog. for it. it happened -- believe me, it happened -- and let me tell you, N.N. is capital N-asty. she was all "#### me up the #####er!" and "hey you, anne coultieriani, check out this new ####n' ####. no, not there, over here -- on your shoulder...yeah, there! a ####ing dvd face ####ed all over the laundry hamper? what?" and i was all like, go DOUBLE N'z, GO!! she was killin'. [oh, sorry, translation guide for aformentioned ####s, in the following order decoded: (1) salsa fresca, (2) drink machine, (3) drugs/farts, (4) jolly mess after mess, (5) ticklish [w/r/t dvd face], (6) categorical apperitif.] needless to say, i liked the hell out of it.
Daddy, da-da, dada?
peppermint paddy, same water cup, blog administrators, curse word, fannie mae and the servicing addendum, ma vie hectic, to tally, wooden wooden, then green in the hanging folder, "multi-media" is like 2 mediums usually, and babies -- holy shit(!), and paper that's designed to look like wood or even just fake wood panels, layers levels loci lo mein lee walters turned up hi, in sleep my during, chili t-bone 3rd eye; please stick to the lake and the rivers you're used to, meaning "don't do that, what you're doing." up the hill and through the trees and up the hill and to the hoo-wo-o-o-ole. happens again
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