Friday, February 11, 2005

inaugural post

i am using my first post here to point out the important fact that BRAS ARE VULGAR. don't let your kids read about bras! they will immediately become little hellions. i am positive that the boys of audubon park abused bras in their youth, and that is why they make that crazy music.

in other book-related news, hans christian anderson was a gay virgin. but he masturbated a whole lot, apparently.

i think the connections are clear.

3 comments:

  1. Welcome!

    I am stiffled by the appropriatness of this post.

    Did I spell APPROPRIATE right? I don't know.

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  2. Yes and no. Check out the new-styled comments box. Whoah!

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  3. And they don't always work right!

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